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Hilarious Sayings

Sun Aug 10, 2008, 11:04 AM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Cartman XD
  • Watching: South Park
  • Eating: popcorn
  • Drinking: iced tea
ok ok, maybe not quite HILARIOUS per say, but they put a smile on my face ^^ :iconjokerplz: lol

~Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

~Bowling balls are like whores
you pick them up and finger them
throw them into the gutter
and they come back for more..

~An apple a day keeps the docter away
but if the doctors cute screw the fruit.

~Your so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot out..

~Studying: take the S-T-U off and it’s just dying.

~Don’t hit kids seriously they have guns now!

~I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

~There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

~We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams

~I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin

~Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

~His mouth is a no-go area. It’s like kissing the Berlin Wall

~I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

~I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.

~He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.

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Devious Info

  • Interests: video games.....video games XP
  • Favourite movie: Transformers
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin park, Muse, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Timberland
  • Favourite genre of music: metal, gothic rock
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod nano
  • Wallpaper of choice: Joker >O
  • Favourite game: Twisted Metal
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Personal Quote: Why so serious?

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:iconfuraha015:
:star: Happy New Year! :star:
I hope it's a good one!

Best Wishes and Lots of Love,
~Furaha015 :D

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:iconhaloangel1:
Thanks for the watch!!!

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:iconjamesanna:
tnx for the watch!!!! :hug:

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:iconxxbware-the-pencilxx:
aw, ur welcome hun ^^ :hug:

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:iconxcubiczirconia:
Thanks for the add! ^_^

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:iconxxbware-the-pencilxx:
ur welcome hun ^^

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:evillaugh: Who wants to see a magic trick? *takes out pencil and sticks it on table* Any volunteers? >3
:iconkiley-oyekasu:
Thank you for the favorite.
:iconxxbware-the-pencilxx:
aw, np :D loved it >O

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:evillaugh: Who wants to see a magic trick? *takes out pencil and sticks it on table* Any volunteers? >3
:iconxxbware-the-pencilxx:
:hug:

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:evillaugh: Who wants to see a magic trick? *takes out pencil and sticks it on table* Any volunteers? >3

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